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[Aug. 4th, 2005|03:19 pm]
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You have cast Imperio on J.K. Rowling and you now have complete control over the Potterverse (MUWHAHAHAHA!) So now that you have JKR in your clutches...

1.) What one event in the past five books would you make her change?
that death in book 5 was some serious bullshit but the death in book 4 should also be retracted

2.) What one event would you make her write in the next two books?
ginny and harry need to get together for good. and ron and hermione need to not only get together but lose theri virginity. and then an big orgy with harry ginny hermonie and ron.

3.) What character would you make her write more about?
tonks and her relationship or lack thereof with ?lupin? (i think... the werewolf guy)

4.) What character would you make her write less about?
i would just have her kill off all of the malfoy and black families except draco cuz harry should toture him

If you lived in the Potterverse...

1.) What would your Animagus form be?
a penis so i could cockslap all dem hos..... j/k a tiger

2.) What would your Patronus be?
a unicorn c uz they are all pure and shit

3.) Would you play Quidditch? What position would you play?
if i could play i would be seeker so i could take all the glory

4.) What wizarding profession would you like to have?
i would be a double agent like snape is but i would be on the orders side

and you're all TAGGED, BITCHES!!!!
well, at least those of you who do the whole Potter thing are.
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